This is the start of a fresh new style of posting on this blog. It's got too popular now - there are too many influential people that might look at it and then I'd be in trouble. So there's going to be more of a crafty approach and less FILTH.
Anyway - to kick that sort of stuff off I'm going to let you see some pictures that I done recently. I'm putting these up because I want to prove that I can do great pictures so I have credibility with the artwork community, when I draw a picture of Colman in the style of these people.
Recently, it will soon be my brother's wedding. He's gonna have a big one, with footie stars and a marquee and a bloke that empties bins actually GOING to it too. The theme is amnials and they wanted a top ranking star to do the table decorations - so here I am. Each table has a theme of an amnial - and I am to do the sort - of quality, tastily done hand drawn sketches of a variety of amnials. I've done two already and here they are - I think you'll agree that I need a bit more luck with my left hand, but the one I done with my right is top whack nice one.
That one is a bird, and this one is,erm, it's a dog. One of 'them dog ones' that my friend Dave claims not to like so much:
...and if THAT doesn't get me a job here then there's definitely something wrong with the world.
Maybe this would work better...