Happiness is.

Last night I started smoking. I grabbed a beer in a local public house, and lit up a Camel cigarette. It seems like a great way to not only reduce lung capacity, but also poison anyone who is near enough to inhale some of the smoke. I think you'll acknowledge that it also looks pretty cool. I've decided to hold my 'fag' in the manner demonstrated above. It gives off a powerful, yet thoughtful air, I'm sure you'd agree.

So from now on, if I'm out in public with friends or family, say at a restaurant, a club, a strip joint, or even at work, I intend to light one up and enjoy the remarkable benefits that smoking brings.

Cheers.

Comments

[Francis Barton]

*That* is deliciously funny :)

BTW I came here from Russell Davies' "how to be interesting" post, if you're interested.

[Paul H. Colman]

Welcome Francis, you've got this blog on the way down from what was quite a heady peak. But welcome anyway.